Would you believe me if I told you that Snowman right there is the very first Invader Zim-related art commission I’ve ever done? IT IS TRUE.

For additional curiosities, including a sketch of something called a “Jacob’s Ladderlope,” kindly consult the COMMISSIONS GALLERY.

And, as always, if you’d like to request your OWN crime against nature, please send all of your plaintive howls for acceptance to SERENITY@HEARTSHAPEDSKULL.COM. The base price for art commissions is $50, and $30 for each additional character on the same page. Shipping is all kinds of free within the U.S., and a mere $3 to parts beyond.