Sorry for the lack of communication lately, guys. My head exploded last week and I’ve been groggily trying to duct tape it all back into some vague semblance of a human skull ever since. I had to use a marshmallow for one eye (long story).

Advice: If your night terrors ever get so out of control that you’re forced to see a brain doctor, try to schedule the most blinding, searing, stomach-churning-up-into-the-sinuses migraine of your life for the same day. Just, y’know, to give the neurologist that little extra “WOW” factor.

But anyway. I think I’m coming out of it now. (Just a little snowed-out from the meds.) Did I miss anything interesting while I was dead?