ELDRITCH #4 RUINS CHRISTMAS FOR ALL!
HAPPY XMAS (THE WORLD IS OVER).
Visions of needle-toothed babies dance in your head!
ELDRITCH! #4: “The Dream-Quest of Ted Newbarn”
Theodore “Ted” Newbarn is a real “Regular Joe.” He likes fast cars, chocolate cake, Huey Lewis AND The News. He also has a torso filled with angry black tentacles and an unkillable demon for a baby. And as soon as he figures all that out… man, oh man, things are gonna BURN.
RING IN A TERRIBLE NEW YEAR with a fresh serving of ELDRITCH!
ELDRITCH! has returned unto you, ye devoted! Your conjurers humbly beg FORGIVENESS for the impure conjurings that delayed our final victory. But fear not! Even now, ELDRITCH! #5 charges toward us through the snow-choked hinterland, drawing ever closer…
The end-game begins in the cold heart of FEBRUARY, 2012!
HAPPY CTHULHSMAS, EVERYONE! Don’t forget to sacrifice some things!
I was clicking through the channels a few nights ago and lo and behold, a classic episode of Invader Zim was on. The episode “Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain” where GIR was Zim’s house. In one scene there was a guy on the phone bragging about his new car that was eventually smushed. The first thing that popped into my head when I saw that guy was Ted Newbarn. Weird. After than I changed the channels some more.