E-BAIT.
AS PROMISED.
Okay, this’ll be sort of a test run… I have four pages from Goodbye Crestfallen up for sale on eBay right now, with a minimum bid of a paltry $5. That’s right: FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS. I’m expecting it to go slightly higher than that by the end, but if it doesn’t, no worries… I have a bottle of gin and a loaded revolver on hand just in case.
Here’s what we’ve got (clicks and such for the listing):
BIdding ends this Sunday, March 29th.
And thanks in advance for the bids… Even if we only get these pages up to $5.10, every thin dime helps to keep this whole endeavor alive for another month (I have a machine that converts dimes to hamburgers). And if you don’t have the money to bid, no problem. Thank you just for reading (my other machine converts site hits to a delicious fish slurry).
when you say fish slurry it makes me think of a fish flavoured slurpee
Naw, he’s just got an old “BassMaster” (as seen on TV!) jury-rigged with a net connection. 😉 (the dime-to-burger one has me stumped tho…. seems like it’d require trans-temporal technology at least!)
Those pages all seem fairly choice, at least if you’ve got the memory of reading them one at a time. Each has pretty strong emotions associatied with it. It’ll be disappointing if they don’t draw decent bids! (or at *least* chum the waters…..)